Shield Maiden

  Victory Braids and Battle Blades Meet your new battle bestie – she's got more sass than your entire raiding party and enough attitude to make Odin nervous. At 1.4"W x 2.25"T, she's proof that the fiercest warriors come in compact packages. Sorry boys, this warrior doesn't need your directions to Valhalla. Technical Specs: Dimensions: 1.4"W x 2.25"T of pure warrior spirit Premium PVC Construction Velcro backing stronger than your battle cry Built for Battle: Waterproof (like your excuses for missing shield practice) Cold-resistant (ice giant approved) No-curl edges (sharper than your sword collection) Bomber velcro backing (more reliable than battle plans) Perfect For: Victory dance specialists Professional shield maidens Sword logic enthusiasts Braid warriors Anyone who's ever won an argument with a god People who make Valkyries nervous Warning: May cause: Sudden urges to braid everything Spontaneous battle cries Enhanced side-eye abilities Uncontrollable need to prove points