Too Magical For The Stables

Too Magical For The Stables Meet your new spirit animal – the mythical maverick who makes unicorns look like one-trick ponies. This enchanted explorer broke out of the stables, traded hay for adventure, and never looked back. Unless there's glitter. There's always time for glitter. Technical Specs: Dimensions: 2"W x 2"T of pure whimsy Premium PVC Construction Velcro backing tougher than breaking a wild unicorn Built for Believers: Waterproof (like your faith in magic) Cold-resistant (sparkles don't freeze) No-curl edges (straighter than your imaginary horn) Bomber velcro backing (more reliable than leprechaun promises) Perfect For: Professional dream wranglers Myth management specialists Sparkle storm survivors Cloud ranch hands Anyone who's ever tried to lasso a rainbow People who think horse girls need more glitter Warning: May cause: Spontaneous galloping in public Urges to braid strangers' hair Chronic rainbow chasing Excessive belief in magic Uncontrollable need to add horn