Party Pineapple

For The Fruit That Never Quits You're looking at the mascot of good times – because nothing says "let's party" quite like a tropical fruit wearing a spiky crown! This pineapple's ready to bring the juice to any situation. Technical Specs: Dimensions: 1.2"W x 2"T of pure tropical energy Premium PVC Construction Velcro backing stronger than your commitment to eating more fruit Built for Good Times: Waterproof (unlike your smoothie plans) Cold-resistant (takes winter better than you do) No-curl edges (smoother than a freshly sliced pineapple) Bomber velcro backing (stickier than fruit punch) Perfect For: Professional good-time specialists Tropical taste enthusiasts People who put fruit on pizza (we don't judge) Summer souls stuck in winter bodies Anyone who's ever used 🍍 in a text Those who think "sweet" is a lifestyle Warning: May cause: Spontaneous luau planning Sudden cravings for piña coladas Uncontrollable urge to wear Hawaiian shirts Temporary resistance to b