Palm Tree

Because Sometimes You Need a Vacation From Reality Who says you need a plane ticket to feel tropical? This little slice of paradise brings beach energy to your hat game faster than you can say "I should've packed sunscreen." Technical Specs: Dimensions: 2.2"W x 2.17"T of pure escape Premium PVC Construction Velcro backing stronger than your desire to quit your job and move to an island Built for Beach Vibes: Waterproof (unlike your beach umbrella) Cold-resistant (because winter needs tropical energy too) No-curl edges (straighter than your "vacation hair") Bomber velcro backing (more reliable than your out-of-office reply) Perfect For: Beach daydreamers Tropical enthusiasts Winter escape artists Coastal culture appreciators Anyone who needs a mini-vacation People who think "winter" is a four-letter word Warning: May cause: Spontaneous vacation planning Sudden urges to buy flip-flops Chronic paradise seeking Uncontrollable desire to learn ukulele Temporary immunity to winter blue