Gnomad

For Those Who Roam with Style Meet your new lucky charm! This tiny troublemaker is ready to join your adventures, bringing more sass per square inch than your average garden decoration. He's like a good luck charm, but with better fashion sense! Technical Specs: Dimensions: 7/8"W x 2"T of pure mischief Premium PVC Construction Velcro backing stronger than a gnome's grip on your garden tools Built for Adventure: Waterproof (unlike his garden-variety cousins) Cold-resistant (that beard isn't just for show) No-curl edges (straighter than his pointy hat) Bomber velcro backing (he's not going anywhere) Perfect For: Adventure seekers needing a pocket-sized guardian Garden escape artists Treasure hunters in training People who appreciate tiny bearded wisdom Anyone who's ever lost their keys (he probably took them) Those who need a travel-sized good luck charm Warning: May cause spontaneous adventures, unexpected good fortune, and an inexplicable urge to start collecting garden decoratio