Abandoned Mattresses 2025 Funny Calendar

Abandoned Mattresses 2025 CalendarThe Gift for the Person Who Has Everything... Except This. 🎁 Looking for the perfect holiday gift that screams "unique"? Tired of the same old socks, candles, and gift cards? Well, we've got just the thing! Behold the Abandoned Mattresses 2025 Calendar! A 12-month journey through the forgotten dreams and questionable stains of discarded mattresses on city streets. Each month features a new, lovingly photographed, gently decomposing mattress—nature’s way of saying, "I’ve seen better days." Why it’s a must-have: 🛏️ A Different Mattress Each Month: From a spring-popped gem in February to a rain-soaked masterpiece in August, this calendar's got all the mattress diversity you never asked for. 🎉 Perfect Gag Gift: For the friend who already has everything... except an entire year of dirty mattresses. A conversation starter? Absolutely. A friendship ender? Maybe. 🧽 Practical: It’s a calendar, so they’ll use it! Every time they check the date, they’ll be remin