Red Rocket Tote Bag

FREEEEEEEE!!USE CODE: TOTEBAG on checkoutBe the top cock of the shopping block with the new Ship A Dick Tote bag!This red rocket holster will fit all kinds of Greek yogurt, eggplants, hot dogs and mixed nuts from your local bro-dega. With its girthy 12" wide opening you can easily slide in your laptop and charger and you're ready for the office or classroom. Or if you're one of those coastal elites who's privileged enough to know how to read, throw in that new copy of Michele Obama's new biography and head on over to your local vegan bubble tea shop and throw this bad boy on the table. You're sure to command respect and authority of any toteless patron. This wonderful masterpiece measures a little over 12" wide and 12" tall.No soulless AI art was used here! It was drawn by hand and made by the talented @robot_masseuse (follow her or live a shitty life!)Screen printed with white ink Add a free note card above. Every order is sent anonymously! Your secret is safe with us.   Some Frequent