Nuts out for P'Nut!

RIP our furry friend.Peanut the Squirrel was a pet eastern gray squirrel that was wildly popular on the social medias.  On October 30, 2024, he was ripped from his owners' home by the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation and killed two days later....You can see the wonderfully cute little guy here:@peanut_the_squirrel12Just like with the Harambe Dick, we're here to honor our fallen friends.Goodbye, our sweet prince.Dick measures 32" Tall at the top of the ears.Features a tasteful set of googly eyes and a peanut across the balls.   Add a free note card above. Every order is sent anonymously!Your secret is safe with us.   Some Frequently Asked Dick Questions: - Are the dicks sent anonymously?They sure are! The only clue of where it came from will be Ship A Dick’s return address on the shipping label.  Even if they email us asking who sent it, we’ll tell them it goes against our Ship A Dick Code of Ethics and we won’t give out that private information. - Are you sure th