Ghost with a Boner

Allow me to introduce you to Asssper, the way-too friendly, ghost. Blessed with a Pacman body and cloaked by centuries of cum-stained linen, think of this apparition as a sex-addicted, boner vigilante. He even has his own song. Hang him up in the hallway and relax as he patrols the corridors of your costume party. Just don’t let him get too close to that sexy lumberjack! Every order includes two ghosts, each a different design.Add a free note card above. Every order is sent anonymously! Your secret is safe with us. Some Frequently Asked Dick Questions: - Are the dicks sent anonymously?They sure are! The only clue of where it came from will be Ship A Dick’s return address on the shipping label.  Even if they email us asking who sent it, we’ll tell them it goes against our Ship A Dick Code of Ethics and we won’t give out that private information. - Are you sure they won’t find out I sent it?? I’m really worried…Rest assured your secret is safe with us! We have never and will never give o