Come Back With a Warrant | Funny Door Mat

Beware the siren song of the doorbell!  Suspicious and unwelcoming, you want to be left alone in your castle.  We don't blame you!   Our doormats are made from 100% olefin® with perfect bound stitched edges and measure 18" x 27".  What the heck is Olefin? Olefin has inherent performance qualities, being naturally resistant to chemicals, water-based stains, and mildew!