Sometimes I Wonder (Unisex Tee)

“You’ll pass three catfish ponds on the right. Then you’ll see the old Hodge place on the left, you’ll know it ‘cause they’re having a yard sale. Go a piece more and you’ll pass the Crenshaw place on the right- it’s the one with the old Plymouths in the yard. Nice folks- but they are so country they think a seven-course meal is a possum and a six-pack. Go a piece and they’ll be a double wide on the right and Thacker Mountain on your left. You ain’t lost yet - just keep on driving. You’ll pass a sign for Kenny Warren’s Auto Repair on the left – folks around here love this man. The Old Taylor Wine and Liquor store will be on the right- my ex-wife kept them in business. You’ll pass AAA storage on the left.  Just keep going. You may believe you’re lost as last year’s Easter Egg, but you’re doing just fine. Just keep going. You’ll see the Rebel Bookstore doing a land office business on the cattycorner. Take a right. Watch out for the old red coon dog crossing the street. If you pass St Pete