Ranch Style Graphic Tee

Ingredients:  * Big ol’ bowl of dried pinto beans  * A buncha chilis, don’t skimp  * Eyeball some garlic, onion, and ‘maters  * Little bit of that ‘mater juice and vinegar  * Ranch spices. Don’t know ‘em, you don’t need this recipe  * Beef broth like grandma used to make  Ya take all that, throw it out the window, and make a real “Western” hat instead. Perfecto.