If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask me.

Elevate your casual wardrobe with this unisex soft-style t-shirt, designed for ultimate comfort and a touch of sarcasm. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colors, and a blend of cotton and polyester for heather and sports grey options, this tee offers a soft, lightweight feel. The ribbed knit collar and twill-taped shoulders add durability, while the absence of side seams ensures a smooth, irritation-free fit. Ideal for those who appreciate a bit of humor in their attire. Product Features: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² or 153 g/m²) Eurofit for a tailored look Tear-away label for added comfort Runs true to size Available in Black, Charcoal, Light Blue, Navy, Red/Burgundy, Natural Sizes: Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, 2X-Large