Kurt Vonnegut Parody Earrings

In the critically acclaimed book Slaughterhouse Five, Kurt Vonnegut illustrated a tombstone that said "Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt." Well, no offense to Mr. Vonnegut, but I have some changes. In my Vonnegut parody earrings, nothing was beautiful and everything hurt! That's life for ya! These Vonnegut parody earrings are made of laser-cut acrylic, hand-painted with added retro daisies and additional frowny face charms with 18k gold-plated brass stud posts to drive home the sucky feels. Materials: acrylic, 18k gold-plated brass hardware Measurements: 3.5" drop length, 2.5" width Most earrings are made to order; please allow up to 5 days handling time.