Army Airborne That's What I Do I Jump I Drink... Shirt

Straight from the jump zone to the barstool—with wisdom earned at 1,250 feet. This shirt blends the grit of Airborne culture with the sarcasm of a certain fan-favorite quote, tailored for those who’ve stood in the door and lived to tell the tale. With parachutist wings front and center, and bold text that says exactly what every paratrooper is thinking, this shirt brings humor, pride, and just enough attitude. Why You’ll Want This Shirt: Perfect Blend of Grit and Wit: Combines jump commands (“Stand up and shuffle to the door”) with a legendary quote twist for Airborne warriors with a sense of humor. Premium Build: Printed on a Bella + Canvas 3001 tee that’s as soft as a well-earned weekend pass. Color Options: Available in Black, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Navy, Navy, Military Green, and Heather Military Green. Perfect For: Airborne veterans who’ve seen it, done it, and poured a drink after Soldiers who appreciate dark humor and deep roots Anyone who jumps, drinks, and knows more than they probably should This shirt isn’t for everyone—just the ones with a thousand-yard stare, a punchy joke, and a pair of jump wings. Wear it. Own it. Laugh while you do.