never piss off someone who bleeds for a week every month / greeting card

Seriously. Female humor at it's best. Give your wife, girlfriend or BFF this hilarious greeting card to make them chuckle. Use it as a birthday card or anniversary card for something unique.  For something different, use as an apology card to your wife when you are super annoying...lol OUTSIDE: "never piss off someone who bleeds for a week every month and doesn't die " INSIDE: blank for you to write your own personal sentiment. ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ INCLUDES ✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation. ✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ DISCOUNTS 3 cards for $13 6 cards for $26 9 cards for $39 15 cards for $65 above discounts are automatically applied at checkout are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more! must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ SHIPPING all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS) orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp. orders of 6 c