i’m trying to give up sexual innuendos / greeting card

We all know someone who has a HARD time with this. Give them this card to get a rise out of them. This makes a great dirty gag gift idea for those who appreciate a good sex joke.  Use it as a birthday or anniversary card or just because everyone needs a good laugh now and then. OUTSIDE: "i’m trying to give up sexual innuendos, but it's hard...oh so hard." INSIDE: blank for you to write your own personal sentiment. ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ INCLUDES ✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation. ✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ DISCOUNTS 3 cards for $13 6 cards for $26 9 cards for $39 15 cards for $65 above discounts are automatically applied at checkout are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more! must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ SHIPPING all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS) orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp. orders of 6 cards or more