i googled my symptoms. turns out...i'm a bitch / greeting card

You may be a bitch... but at least you're honest. Great card to make someone laugh - or as an apology or "i'm sorry" card when you've been...well you know...a bitch. Use it as a funny birthday card for family or friends, or add it to a gift basket / box for added laughs.  Frame it and put it on your office desk...lol. OUTSIDE: "i googled my symptoms. turns out...i'm a bitch" INSIDE: blank for you to write your own personal sentiment. ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ INCLUDES ✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation. ✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ SHIPPING ✔ Any order of 5 or less cards DOES NOT come with a USPS tracking number unless you choose to pay for upgraded shipping at checkout ($3.50 first class or $8 for priority). With the free shipping, they are shipped similar to a letter with a stamp, and although Etsy will call it a tracking number it is RARELY accurate and not at all reliable. It will often times say delivered but that doesn't mea