Go Fuck Yourself Fortune Cookie T-Shirt

A sweet little surprise… with a side of spicy. This tee features a small 3" fortune cookie graphic, but instead of the usual wisdom or lucky numbers, the fortune delivers exactly what you wish you could say out loud: “go fuck yourself.” Made from 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, it’s ultra-soft, lightweight, and perfect for days when you want to keep your sass subtle but lethal. Details: 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (soft AF and breathable) Unisex fit for effortless wear Professionally DTF printed so your snark lasts wash after wash Pre-shrunk to keep its shape through all your petty adventures A gentle reminder that sometimes, the best fortune is telling someone exactly where to go.