Darcy Dick Unisex T-Shirt

Tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt him. It's Mr. Darcy, but he's a penis. A frankly majestic penis. With very gentlemanly posture. Women may want to size down if they prefer a tighter fit, but otherwise these shirts fit true to size. Part of the Doodle Dicks collection for wonderful weirdos, gag gifts, bachelor and bachelorette parties, and whatever other penis-themed decorations you require! This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Pre-shrunk fabricSize guide   XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 36 Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 31