The River Is Calling And I Must Go Graphic Hoodie

This is the hoodie you “accidentally” wear for three days straight. It's soft, smooth, and stylish enough to look like you tried—even if you're just hiding from humanity. Whether you're binge-watching, wine-sipping, or giving people the silent treatment, this is your new cold-weather soulmate. Important Stuff (Because Details Matter… Sometimes): Fabric: 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester Super Soft: Air-jet spun yarn = buttery feel + less pilling Comfy Vibes: Double-lined hood with matching drawcord No Awkward Creases: Quarter-turned body = smooth front Stays Put: Athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex Extras: Front pouch pocket for your snacks, secrets, or sarcasm Durability: Double-needle stitching everywhere it counts Heads-Up: The white option may look slightly off-white. So, not that kind of bright white—more like “don’t talk to me before coffee” white. Wrap yourself in cozy sarcasm. You’ve earned it.Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) S 27 20 M 28 22 L 29 24 XL 30 26 2XL 31 28 3XL 32 30 4XL 33 32 5XL 34 34