The River Is Calling And I Must Go Ceramic Coffee Mug

Whether you’re chugging coffee like a responsible adult, sipping tea while silently judging, or pretending it’s not wine—this mug’s got your back. Sturdy, glossy, and attitude-approved, it’s basically the MVP of your cabinet. Bonus: it can handle the microwave and dishwasher, unlike you before 9AM. Important Stuff (Because Mornings Are Hard Enough): Material: Glossy ceramic—classic, just like your sarcasm Sizes: 11 oz – For beginners, 15 oz – For people with meetings, 20 oz – For “don’t talk to me” mornings Microwave Safe: Heat up that third cup like a rebel Dishwasher Safe: Because scrubbing by hand is not on your mood board Toxin-Free: Lead and BPA-free—so you can sip without stress Drink up, buttercup. This mug isn’t just a vibe—it’s a lifestyle.