Turn Your Worries Into Flying Fucks

Whooosh. Share the infinite wisdom of our cheeky Turn Your Worries Into Flying Fucks Greeting Card with someone you actually do give a flying fuck about! True story! If you follow the instructions on the card, you’re following the template NASA has approved as the best way to fold/create a paper airplane. Front reads: "Fold your worries into paper planes and turn them into flying fucks"; Blank inside The stepped template is based off of actual NASA paper airplane research! Worrying is a waste of imagination! Put your creativity to good use. Fold ‘em and say ‘bye-bye! Made in the USA Printed and designed in the historic neighborhood of Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio. Folded and packed in house, by Betty & Jack. Includes envelope and both are housed in a clear protective sleeve. Our Turn Your Worries Into Flying Fucks Greeting Card measures 7 inches tall x 5 inches wide.