The Middle/Favorite/First Child Candle

Who are you again? Middle Child Largely Invisible Scent  Go ahead and dye your hair purple.  No one will ever notice. The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you’re in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain’t all that. The only people who think so are #1. My older sibling and #2. My dumb parents. And I haven’t even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Ay caramba. You just had to have your own soap. First Child  Well, it’s only natural that you should get a candle. You were first, right? The eldest. The most important. But you’re also the family guinea pig, the one who is always the most responsible, and the one who must succeed at all costs. No pressure there, right?   I'm not one to brag. Favorite Child  And that's just one of the reasons I'm the favorite child. Intelligence, charm, rugged good looks, and modesty. Mom and Dad said they broke the mold when they made me. But I'm not su