Why Is Being Alive So Expensive Tee

Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature. Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look. Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation. Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin Why Is Being Alive So Expensive – Women’s Statement T-Shirt Breathing? $0. Existing? Somehow $300 a week and rising. This tee is for the women doing mental math every time they blink—because apparently, simply being alive now comes with a price tag. Soft, snarky, and painfully relatable, this shirt captures the modern struggle of keeping up with rent, groceries, gas, and your sanity. Whether you're budgeting with a calculator and a prayer or just embracing the absurdity of it all, this tee gets it. Why You’ll Love It:✔️ Ridiculously Soft Fabric – Because financial stress shouldn’t come with itchy shirts✔️ Relaxed, Flattering Fit – Made for comfort when your budget isn’t✔️ Clever, Honest Print – A wearable sigh for everyone who’s just trying to make it✔️ Everyday Versatility – Pairs perfectly with jeans, sarcasm, and financial dread For the women wondering how it got this expensive to simply exist—this tee is your relatable, wearable reality check. Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57