Goblin S.W.A.T. Team [Unsanctioned]

Set: Unsanctioned Type: Creature — Goblin Warrior Cost: null Say “Goblin S.W.A.T. Team”: Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate this ability only once each turn. They refer to their methods as “special S.W.A.T. tactics,” and no one has lived to correct them.