Squishable Celestial UFO

Some UFOs are a subtle, secretive mystery - they're there one second, and gone the next! Was it a weather balloon? A plane? A trick of the moonlight? I just don't know! And then there's this intergalactic fella - he's definitely a UFO alright, a noticeable 15" of big and fluffy alien flying saucer, and he doesn't mind putting on a show for *everyone*. Subtlety may not be his strong suit, but his heart is in the right place. Which is in his body. On a really obvious spaceship.