Knot so Lucky (The More the Merrier)

Me: Ask me what happens in Vegas...Samantha: What happens in Vegas?Me: Let me tell you.What happens is that you get make out with strangers and pee in a parking lot drunk.TIE THE KNOT WITH A GUY YOU JUST MET.Then *allegedly* participate in depraved group activities with him and his friends in the honeymoon suite of a five-star hotel.But that's not even the worst part.Because after an epic walk of shame, you find out he's some insanely famous bad-boy quarterback who's in the midst of cleaning up his act.So now, you have to pretend to like him... sober...until you can skip town with an annulment and a shirt that reads, I'd hit that.Except for bam-tiny hiccup, his personality cancels out his hot AF face.And let's not mention how you definitely took a trip to pound town with his friends.So, yeah. That's what happens in Vegas.You get Knot so Lucky even when you think you hit the jackpot.