
Juniper SRX210HE2 Services Gateway Enhanced
One of our android warehouse assistants recently made off with a shipment of SRX210HE2 by Juniper Networks. We contacted Tyrell Corporation, and they assured us the unit would self-terminate after a short time. Ultimately, we were able to retrieve the missing goods, though the loss of the android did seem particularly hard on a couple of the warehouse guys. You know what we hate? Crummy cop-out endings. You can't lead with smoke monsters, polar bears, and a tropical island capable of time travel and then end with "oh yeah - it was basically all a dream." What a disappointment! That's why we carefully screen all our inventory to ensure *you* end up with the New product happy-ending you were expecting. While the technology employed by this item is decidedly advanced, we can confirm that it was not covertly designed by the Cylons as a backdoor into our global defense systems. If you have any other grave concerns about this item, please let us know. A new shipment of droids has just arrive