1D Direction Speaker

We did have to cut a deal with the Morlocs to procure the 15550 by 1D. Don't worry - it only cost us a couple of warehouse workers.We've run this thing through the transporter array a few times and can confirm that it is in fact New, and not infected with any foreign alien matter. That's what they tell us down in engineering, anyway. We really should check in with those guys to see if they've resolved their Tribble problem.You'd like to know the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? No, I'm afraid we're just as lost as you on that one. But we do know an awful lot about this particular item - ask us anything.A man with a pointy hat is here to see us about a ring (it seems urgent) - but we'll be close by if you need any additional help with the 1D 15550. Feel free to look around!