Touch my Coffee and I'll slap you so hard Google won't be able to find you - Mug

The Ultimate Coffee Protection WarningFor those who take their coffee seriously—and we mean SERIOUSLY—this mug delivers the perfect blend of humor and genuine threat. When your caffeine supply is sacred and interruptions are not tolerated, sometimes you need to set clear boundaries with a smile.Why Coffee Defenders Love This Mug: Crystal Clear Message: Establishes coffee boundaries with unmistakable humor Digital Age Humor: The Google reference adds a modern tech twist to the classic warning Premium Ceramic: 100% ceramic construction worthy of protecting your precious brew Perfect Size Options: 11oz and 15oz sizes for different levels of coffee dependency Easy Maintenance: Dishwasher and microwave safe for hassle-free coffee protection Whether you're defending your morning ritual, protecting your afternoon pick-me-up, or just need people to understand that coffee time is sacred time, this mug sends the message with style. It's the perfect balance of humor and genuine coffee devoti