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In the darkest recesses of your mind, you find yourself, the lone soul standing on the boardwalk of a New English beach. Monstrous waves crash around you as lightning splits the sky. What you believe to be thunder rattles in the distance. You try to pull up your coat lapels or pull down your hat, anything to try and repel the insistent driving rain. Lighting strikes again, this time illuminating something in the distance. If it wasn’t the shoreline, you would have believed it to be a mountain, but that cannot be. Then you hear it. At first a booming murmur rumbling through your brain. It starts low, but builds to a dreadful crescendo that seems impossibly loud, and you would believe it to be audible if it didn’t pound the inside of your brain. The voice continues, growing louder and louder until your head feels like it is about to explode. The towering mountain moves closer through the raging sea, you begin to notice two eyes, glowing like scarlet lighthouse beams. Another flash of lig