It's Not All Relative (NIV)

It’s Not All Relative “What do you mean, ‘It’s all relative?’” “Hey, what you believe is okay, and what I believe is okay.” “We’re both on legitimate paths towards finding a oneness with the universal cosmic superpower.” “Cosmic super what?” “I can search for the truth just as easily through my path of worshipping tree bark.” “Oooommm, doo-wah diddly-wah, ooomm….” “Say, you might have something there!” “I might?” “You know that five dollars I owe you?” “Yes! Do you have it?” “Sure! I believe this pine cone equals five dollars. Here you go!” “Huh?” “This is great! Now I don’t have to worry about speeding anymore.” “Sorry, officer, I don’t believe that law applies to me.” “I could write a new fad diet book.” “Lose weight overnight!” “Just change the scale...and believe you’re thin!!” “You’re making fun of my beliefs.” “No, I’m merely pointing out that some things aren’t true just because we believe they are true.” “I can’t choose to make this rock fall upward just because I believe it wi