Do You Know How To Get To Heaven From Here? (NIV)

Do you know how to get to Heaven from here? "Heaven? Well, let's see... you take this street through town until you hit the main highway...then you loop around to the right..." "...Or is it to the left?" "At any rate, you need to go down main street until you come to this big church..." "You can't miss it once you find the church..." "...Or is it a synagogue? ...Maybe a mosque?" "Oh well, I'm sure it's in THAT direction!" "...Or is it in THAT direction?" "Well, it doesn't really matter what direction you go, does it?" "After all, I'm sure Any road will get you to Heaven." "...I think." "I'll bet you think I really don't know how to get there from here, do you?" "Well, let me tell you, I've lived in this town for YEARS... I've been everywhere there is to be...I've done everything there is to do...And I've seen everything there is to see! So, if I don't know how to get there from here...NOBODY does!" "That's it! Nobody really knows how to get there from here!" "So, how will you get there