Calm the F*ck Down – Funny Relaxation Candle 🕯️😂

Need a reminder to breathe and let go? Calm the F*ck Down is here to help you relax, unwind, and chill the hell out in the midst of a chaotic day. Made with all-natural coconut apricot wax and infused with the soothing scent of lavender essential oil, this candle is the perfect way to reset your mood and de-stress. 🔥 Key Features:✔ All-Natural Coconut Apricot Wax – Clean-burning & eco-friendly✔ Soothing Lavender Scent – Promotes relaxation and stress relief✔ Funny & Functional – A hilarious gift that actually works✔ Glass Jar with Lid – Sleek, minimalist design that fits any space✔ Made in the USA – High-quality, small-batch crafted 🔥 Size Options:📏 9oz Glass Jar: Dimensions: 2.9" x 3.5" – Perfect for long-lasting relaxation📏 4oz Glass Jar: Dimensions: 1.5" x 2.0" – Great for travel or small spaces 🌿 Perfect for: Stress relief & relaxation rituals Funny gifts for friends, coworkers, or yourself Aromatherapy & mindfulness practices Home, office, or anywhere you need to