Need For Sneed - Silky Tri-blend shirt

Picture this ... /tv/ shills are at the door. They brought their carefully crafted memes and why the [CURRENT SHOW] is the best show ever. But they've underestimated you, yet again. That's when you respond: "Sneed". Becky in the marketing department is flustered: what does it mean? Why don't they like the show? Can we censor these reviews somehow? But you know better, you know what is best in life:  This shirt is made out of a triblend of polyester, cotton, and artificial silk for those silky smooth shitposts. Shine on you crazy diamond. • 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% artificial silk • Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk for extra durability • 40 singles • Regular fit • Side-seamed construction Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) XS 27 16 ½ S 28 18 M 29 20 L 30 22 XL 31 24 2XL 32 26 3XL 33 28   LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) XS 68.6 42 S 71.1 45.7 M 73.7 50.8 L 76.2 55.9 XL 78.7 61 2XL 81.3 66 3XL 83.8 71.1