The Alibi

Let Manly Man Co. take the heat from Dad if you have left Father’s Day until the last minute.  Add to any gift, with your choice of alibi: Drug Sniffing Dog: "It was intercepted by a drug-sniffing dog who ate it…. so we had to make another." Murder Hornets:  "Murder hornets and train derailments caused some unforeseen delays." The Mailman: "We gave it to the mailman (Steve), he thought it was a gift for him and ate it…. so we had to make another." Extra Manly: "We spent some additional time making it ‘extra manly for you,’ and that (of course) takes a few more days." Pigeons: "Turns out carrier pigeons are not as reliable as they used to be, which burned a few days before we tried using FedEx." Ice Storm: "The record-setting ice storm in the Midwest this week got in the way." Hide & Seek: "Adam from our shipping team was playing hide and seek with your package, and we couldn’t find it for a few days." Calendar Prank: "Someone keeps pranking us by changing the dates on our