Smells Like Elon Stinks & Petrichor Soy Candle

You know what's not cool? Store-bought candles triggering people's allergies because big-box candle companies don't care about our health. Luckily, this candle is hypoallergenic and turns daily doomscrolling into something empowering thanks to the stink-busting scent.We used premium oils, soy, and zero nasties to make it safe for you. This candle is so clean you can burn it around pets, children, and people with asthma.Smells like A controversial blend of "Putin's Puppet" and petrichor — that unmistakable musky, earthy fragrance left behind after a storm. Watching “Elon” burn will feel oddly therapeutic. 😈