Keep Earth Clean, It Isn't Uranus Soap - Funny Soap - Stocking Stuffer - Jokes, Gags, Pranks

KEEP EARTH CLEAN, IT ISN'T URANUS SOAP GAG! KEEP EARTH CLEAN, IT ISN'T URANUS: 'Butt'... keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years! Meteors streaking the sky? Cool. Uranus streaking your underwear? NOT COOL. Retire that old soap on a rope and ditch any streaks on your underpants. Keep our solar system sparkling clean with this daring, beyond-the-stars, naturally sarcastic soap bar! THIS SOAP IS ON A MISSION TO URANUS! - Ready your trusty loofah and become the hero of your own space mission by launching into action! Our punny Uranus novelty soap will help you clean up your act without so much as a streak on your underwear. With our Keep Earth Clean Soap, you can keep your solar system sparkling clean while having some laughs along the way! SOAP FOR HUMAN EARTHLINGS: Feel Milky Way fresh and out of this world clean with every use. Black Hole scented, this natural soap is gentle on your skin and the environment! So treat yourself to natural luxury on a galactic