Safety Brief

Step into the world of tongue-in-cheek wisdom with the Librisque Safety Brief T-Shirt. Inspired by those infamous safety briefings that are half common sense, half "Did they really just say that?", this shirt is perfect for anyone who's survived a safety stand-down with their sense of humor intact. Whether you’re the one giving the brief or just trying to get out of it, this tee has your back (literally). Design Details:This masterpiece of a t-shirt captures the legendary lines you’ve heard (and maybe even rolled your eyes at) more times than you can count: "Don't add to the population, don't subtract from the population." – Because nothing ruins liberty faster than bad math. "If you drink, don't drive." – Or, at least, let someone else take the wheel, like an Uber or that sober buddy who owes you one. "If you fight, you better win." – Because losing is never in style. "Wear PPE." – We all know it stands for Personal Protective Equipment, but around here, it also means "Party wit