MR.POOPY PANTS-BROWN

DETAILS 100% Washed Cotton Mid-Weight Canvas (about 305GSM) 9 Pockets total 12" Ankle Zippers, Layred Fabric Underneath  Straight Fit to Flared 2.5" Wide Belt Loops For All Your Wacky Belts Concealed Spring Snap Closures Adjustable Thigh Straps Antique Brass Rivets and Snaps Antique Brass Zipper at Ankle SIZING Fits True To Size. Order whatever Size You Usually Wear.  UPDATES Flat Felled Inseam For Long Term Durability Added MORE Front & Back Crotch Reinforcement  SHIPPING SHIPS IN 1-3 BUSINESS DAYS.  ONCE YOU PUT THESE ON YOUR BODY YOU WILL BECOME INSTANTLY IRRESISTIBLE TO THE OPPOSITE SEX. THEY'LL SAY "THERE GOES CHAD IN HIS POOPY PANTS! I AM NOW PREGNANT" DO NOT PURCHASE UNLESS YOU'RE READY TO FATHER A NEW BABY EVERY WEEK ****** ******Legally I have to tell you that this claim is not true.