Trump’s Snowflake Removal Service Tee

Heavy sarcasm. No plow required.   Need help clearing the streets of feelings and fragility? This tee does the job without firing up a single diesel engine. Trump’s Snowflake Removal Service™ is your uniform for truth, toughness, and trolling in equal measure. Built for cold mornings, campus protests, and awkward family dinners. Premium Bella+Canvas tee – soft, breathable, USA-made 100% Airlume combed & ringspun cotton (no sweatshops, ever) Unisex fit with ribbed collar & side seams for structure Tagless feel with tear-away label Printed to order in the USA 🇺🇸 Runs true to size. For a looser fit, order one size up.   Effect of Wearing Kakistocracy: Possible side effects include: Being accused of being “insensitive” (you're welcome) Loud laughter from blue-collar passersby Causing secondhand offense within a 10-ft radius