Disappointing Affirmations: The Disappointing Game

  Disappointing Affirmations: The Disappointing Game Life isn't a game. At least not one you can win. Dave Tarnowski ; Ridley's Games Tired of toxic positivity? Had enough of “just be grateful” nonsense? Disappointing Affirmations: The Disappointing Game is here to embrace the chaos, shatter your optimism, and remind you that, honestly, things probably aren’t going to work out—but at least you’ll laugh about it. 🙃 How It Works:Players take turns twisting positive prompts into Disappointing Affirmations—the kind that make you chuckle uncomfortably because, well, ouch, too real. The most hilariously bleak, painfully relatable, or straight-up absurd response wins. If winning even matters. (Spoiler: It doesn’t.) 💔 Why You Need This Game:✔️ Because “Live, Laugh, Love” was never your aesthetic.✔️ Because your therapist told you to “journal your feelings,” and this is close enough.✔️ Because sarcasm is self-care, and laughing through the pain is cheaper than therapy. 🔪 Perfect for: F