Jim Florentine "Awful Jokes from My First Comedy Notebook" CD

01. Introduction02. Awful One Liners03. Awful Puns Pt. 104. Awful Bad Jokes05. Awful Cops, Drinking & Driving Jokes06. Awful Dating Jokes07. Awful Sex Jokes08. Awful Heckler Lines09. Awful Puns Pt. 210. Awful Answering Machine Outro Messages11. Awful MTV Audition Script "Last year when I moved, I was cleaning out my closet and I found my first comedy notebooks. I was disgusted at my early writing and was ready to burn the books until my wife said I should save them for my son to read one day. I figured he will eventually torture me one day so I might as well torture him with some really old bad jokes! You will feel my disdain in this material as I deliver it. It was recorded in a studio and not in front of a live audience. The reason I did that is because either way there are no laughs to be heard! There are over 220 bad jokes on this CD. Hope you enjoy laughing at my pain!" - Jim Florentine Metal Blade Records item #151562