“This Fuckin’ Sucks …But I’m Here for You” – Funny Empathy Greeting Card

Sometimes, life just absolutely blows—and there’s no sugarcoating it.This 5x7 greeting card says what we’re all thinking during the worst moments:“This fuckin’ sucks”…and then follows it up with the most comforting truth:“…but I’m here for you.” It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s the kind of support that actually hits. Perfect for:– Breakups– Losses (of any kind)– Shitty days, months, or years– Friends who need zero fluff and total honesty Product Details:– Size: 5x7 inches– Blank inside for your own perfect words (or F-bombs)– Printed on high-quality pearl cardstock– Comes with a kraft paper envelope– Packaged in a protective cello sleeve– Soft peach background with hand-lettered orange text Why People Love It:– It’s the opposite of a cliché sympathy card– Feels like a warm hug and a venting session in one– Pairs well with ice cream, wine, and late-night texts