Funny Empowerment Greeting Card – “Thrive Out of Spite, Darlin’” | 5x7 Sass & Attitude Card

Because nothing fuels success quite like spite. This fierce and fabulous 5x7 greeting card features a glam granny in pearls, pink fur, and power nails, puffing a cig with zero regrets. It’s the perfect mix of motivation, rebellion, and humor—just the thing to send when your bestie needs a reminder of their inner diva. Whether they’re bouncing back from a breakup, quitting a terrible job, or just killing it in life, this card screams “keep thriving, no matter what they say.” Details: Size: 5x7 inches Paper: Premium pearl cardstock with a luxe finish Envelope: Kraft envelope included Packaging: Individually wrapped in cello for protection Blank inside for your own empowering, chaotic message Hand-illustrated design full of bold color and sass Perfect For: Breakup encouragement Starting over Friendship motivation Drag queen fans Celebrating petty victories Sending love with attitude