Bangs and Teeth Funny Birthday Card Hippie Freak - Vegan Humor

Celebrate their birthday with a hilarious roast using this Bangs and Teeth funny birthday card, featuring a balloon illustration and the cheeky message, “Happy Birthday, you tree hugging pot smoking gluten free lactose intolerant recycling vegetarian hippo freak.” Perfect for vegan friends, vegetarians, or eco-conscious pals who love a good laugh, this sarcastic greeting card delivers bold humor. Printed on premium heavyweight matte card stock in Colorado, USA, it includes a 100% recycled kraft brown envelope with a peel-and-press seal (no licking!). Ideal for quirky, unforgettable birthday vibes. Blank Inside: Space for your witty or heartfelt message. Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5"), great for gifting or framing. Includes: 100% recycled kraft envelope and protective clear sleeve with chipboard. Made in Colorado, USA: Playful craftsmanship by Bangs and Teeth. Note: Colors may vary slightly due to monitor differences. This funny vegan card is a must-have for sarcastic celebrations.