TL;DR T-Shirt, Light Mode

Wow. Your co-worker really put a lot of effort into that slack message. If there only were some way to subtly get a summary without having to go through the work of reading it... Grab this t shirt and next time you get hit with that wall of text, you'll be ready. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton• Pre-shrunk fabric Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 4XL 34 30 58-61 5XL 35 31 62-65