William Shakespeare's Bard of Soap

Is your social life Tragicall? For a charm of powerful trouble, like a hell-broth boil and bubble. You need a clean that's fresher than the plague-ridden countryside. All’s well that cleanses well when you use this soap for people with a Groats-Worth of Witte. They'll never write another pamphlet about you. Fresh milk, cocoa butter. Details2 ouncesNot test on animalsMade in the U.S.A.