No! I Knead You Cat Tee - Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Introducing the purrfect tee for anyone who's ever been emotionally manipulated by a four-legged tyrant with toe beans. This dismayed cat isn’t just having a moment — he’s having an existential crisis. Why? Because you dared to move while he was kneading your spleen into a gluten-free biscuit. Great for: Cat Lovers Codependent Pet Owners People who enjoy mild emotional blackmail Anyone who’s been used as a feline stress ball at 3AM Product features- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathability- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for lasting wear- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back, ensuring a perfect fit- Retail fitCare instructions- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed- Tumble dry: low heat- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat- Do not dryclean